📈 $ooo +420% 🟡 FLAT ERIC IS HEADBANGING 💊 FLAT BEAT NEVER STOPS 📉 YOUR PORTFOLIO -69% 🔥 DEGENS ASSEMBLING 🎧 MR. OIZO APPROVES (probably not) 🟡 $ooo TO THE FLOOR (the ceiling is for bears) 👊 PUNCH IT
Flat Eric
$ooo

FLAT
ERIC

the coin that just keeps headbanging
BUY $ooo WATCH HIM NOD SEE CHART COPY CA

🎧 THE HOLY SCRIPTURE 🎧

↑ tap the button. witness the nod. ↑

TOKENOMICS
(made up by a puppet)

Total Supply
1B
Liquidity
🔥 BURNED 🔥
Contract
RENOUNCED
Tax
0 / 0
Roadmap
NOD
Utility
HEADBANG
Team
1 PUPPET
BPM
ALL OF THEM

THE ROADMAP

PHASE 1 — LAUNCH Deploy contract. Eric nods. Liquidity locked. You cry tears of joy.
PHASE 2 — FLAT BEAT Community forms. Memes go nuclear. Eric keeps nodding. Somebody's mom buys in.
PHASE 3 — PUNCH IT CEX listings. Eric still nodding. Dentists and orthodontists accumulate. Market cap = irrelevant concept.
PHASE 4 — THE FURRENING Flat Eric plush airdrop to top 100 holders. Mr. Oizo rugpulls his own career to join us. Eric has not stopped nodding since phase 1.
PHASE 5 — YELLOW SINGULARITY The entire internet turns yellow. Governments adopt $ooo. Eric ascends. The beat never ends.

FAQ

Is this a serious investment?

absolutely not. this is a coin based on a yellow puppet from a 1999 Mr. Oizo music video. please do not put your rent money in $ooo. or do. eric doesn't care. eric just nods.

Who is Flat Eric?

Flat Eric is a yellow furry hand-puppet created by Quentin Dupieux (aka Mr. Oizo) in 1999. he starred in the Levi's ad. he starred in the "Flat Beat" music video. he hit #1 in the UK. he has not stopped nodding since. he is your king now.

What is the utility of $ooo?

$ooo has one (1) utility: headbanging. when you hold $ooo, your head will automatically begin to nod to an invisible beat. this is not a bug. this is the product.

Is this affiliated with Mr. Oizo or Quentin Dupieux?

no. this is a fan tribute / parody. no affiliation with Mr. Oizo, Quentin Dupieux, Levi's, or any rights holder. if legal emails us, eric will nod sympathetically.

When moon?

the moon is a flat disc and eric has been on it the whole time. check your portfolio.

How do I buy $ooo?

1. get a wallet. 2. get some SOL. 3. swap on jupiter/raydium using the contract address. 4. nod. 5. refresh chart. 6. nod more. 7. repeat forever.

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