$Ooo — TOKENOMICS.txt
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a purple muppet found a money printer.
this is the whitepaper. it is one (1) file.
TICKER ........... $ooo
CHAIN ............ Solana (it goes brrr)
LAUNCH DATE ...... you're already late
CONTRACT .........
GqtCwZ1tGGR8ntX4wgXyF91QUW1d5PUfjAijjNm2pump
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SUPPLY
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TOTAL SUPPLY ..... 1,000,000,000 $ooo
CIRCULATING ...... all of it, ser (100%)
TEAM BAG ......... 0 (forgot to pay ourselves)
LP BURNED ........ YES — keys yeeted to the void
MINT REVOKED ..... YES
FREEZE REVOKED ... YES
RUG POTENTIAL .... revoked (we checked twice)
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DISTRIBUTION
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░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 100% — fair launch
(no team alloc)
(no presale)
(no VC)
(no roadmap calls)
(no "admin" in your DMs)
(no mercy)
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TAX
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BUY TAX .......... 0%
SELL TAX ......... 0%
GAS .............. blame Solana
COPE TAX ......... paid in full
EMOTIONAL TAX .... unquantifiable
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HOLDER TIERS
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PAPERHANDS ....... sold bottom, posted "it's over"
WOODHANDS ........ holding, sweating profusely
DIAMOND HANDS .... lost the password (forced hodl)
OOO-PILLED ....... talks to Beans daily
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ROADMAP
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Q1 ............... launch
Q2 ............... ooo
Q3 ............... OOO
Q4 ............... OOOOOO
Q5 ............... valhalla or McDonald's
(whichever DMs back first)
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NOTES
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• not financial advice
• definitely not financial advice
• vibes are a valid research methodology
• if it goes to zero, you were never here
• if it sends, we were always here
• touching grass is also a strategy
• Ooo is dancing. are you?
• saved to a 1.44MB floppy on a Power Mac G3
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